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Title: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 11, 2009, 10:39:13 pm
Another oldie!

The point of this game is to grant the wish of the person above you by completely shattering the joy of it, then making a wish of your own!

Example:

Nagase: I wish I was a real boy!
Food: Granted! But then I stab you and you die (Nagase: /sob). I wish I had cake.
Raven: Granted! But its a lie, and you actually have no cake. I wish I had a giant carrot!
Zelos: Granted! But then you lose it in your shoe and can no longer find it or enjoy it. I wish for long pretty pink hair.


Any way. My example may be bad, but I'm pretty sure you get the point? I hope so... But its 4:30 am, and my brain is running around in a circle chasing its tail...out side.

Any way!

I wish for pants!


Title: Re: Curopted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on April 11, 2009, 11:30:39 pm
Granted! But they are on fire, nutering you! I wish I was a Breloom!

(I know it sounds stupid, but it was the first thing to come to mind, seriously. xD)
Title: Re: Curopted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 11, 2009, 11:44:17 pm
Granted, But something goes wrong and you are only a Breloom for 1 second. You then turn into a slice of really old moldy cheese that's managed to grow a  big hairy penis on it.
Title: Re: Curopted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on April 12, 2009, 01:47:28 am
You didn't make a wish, therefor you are caught in a paradox of sorrow and misery.

I wish for World Peace. Don't you dare rip off that Simpsons horror episode.
Title: Re: Curopted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 12, 2009, 03:13:49 am
Granted. And the world blows up from to much lameness.

I wish I didn't' stay up so late last night.... *zombie*
Title: Re: Curopted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on April 12, 2009, 06:45:20 pm
granted now you're up all day and your eyes fall out

i wish my foot wasnt itching
Title: Re: Curopted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 13, 2009, 02:29:44 am
Granted, its cause I chopped it off.

I wish I has a cup of tea.
Title: Re: Curopted Wish Game
Post by: Donka on April 13, 2009, 06:19:53 am
Granted, but you are the worst tasting cup of tea in existence, and you are drank by flygon.

I wish food had spelled "corrupted" correctly on the subject for this thread
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Relakuyae on April 13, 2009, 07:33:34 am
Granted, because I can. But well... there really isn't a twisting of this one.

I wish Donka would learn to read. (food said "has" not "was") ;)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on April 13, 2009, 08:33:09 am
Granted, but he still fails at life anyways

I wish I wasn't coughing up a lung.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 13, 2009, 11:10:07 am
Granted, you start coughing up fire instead and burn your insides. Mm smells like turkey.

I wish clothing wasn't so expensive.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on April 14, 2009, 11:00:31 am
granted but u have no money to buy it muhahah

i wish i knew what i should be doing right now
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 15, 2009, 07:20:00 am
Granted, you should be jumping off a bridge.

I wish I could find my slippers.

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on April 15, 2009, 08:27:34 am
granted your cat ate them

i wish i could eat a lot of crackers and whistle at the same time
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 16, 2009, 07:36:44 am
You do, but your head blows up.

I wish my hands weren't cold.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on April 16, 2009, 09:37:24 am
granted, u now have no hands~!

i wish i had working headphones
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 16, 2009, 10:36:04 am
Granted but they take over your mind dr. who style...


I wish My nose was not runny(or walky)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on April 16, 2009, 03:25:48 pm
Granted, it jumped off your face. I wish ygg was back =)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 16, 2009, 03:40:17 pm
Granted but only you could play. By your self. ALONE.

I wish I had the opening songn to ARo.. its pretty
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on April 16, 2009, 05:04:31 pm
Granted, but you only get a 2 second sample version.

I wish I had the motivation to play RO like i used to, back in the ol' days
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Nagase on April 16, 2009, 05:59:28 pm
Granted, and then the server wipes just as you become 1337 again.

I wish for world peace.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on April 16, 2009, 06:22:22 pm
You get world peace...All is good for a few seconds until aliens invade and corrupt everything again.

I wish that my work would finish itself.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on April 16, 2009, 11:25:14 pm
Granted! but about 2 hours later, i started it again.

I wish i has 10 trillion dollars
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on April 17, 2009, 12:20:56 am
But a hitman kills you because the guy that hired the hitman is bored of the same ol' usual news on TV.

I wish a time paradox happened.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on April 17, 2009, 01:24:14 am
Granted, but You don't know how to get back out of it.

I wish that i had my 10 Trillion dollars back, and that there was no such thing as a hitman to take it away from me.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 17, 2009, 05:18:53 am
Granted. But I take it away from you. I'm not a hit man... i'm just awesome.


I wish for new lip rings.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on April 17, 2009, 05:32:19 pm
granted but your old ones kill you

i wish i wasnt sick anymore
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on April 17, 2009, 05:39:33 pm
Granted, but then you break your legs

edit: i forgot a wish lol. I wish i had more easter eggs
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 17, 2009, 06:31:06 pm
Granted, but they hatch to be George Bush

I wish that I could think of a wish to wish of.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on April 18, 2009, 12:42:11 am
Granted, but its a really shit one.

I wish that the i had more chocolate easter eggs
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 18, 2009, 06:21:56 am
Granted, but you don't get to eat them cause they are surrounded by an invisible barrier that eats flesh and bone that trys to go through it to get to the chocolate.

I wish My room would clean its self
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on April 18, 2009, 09:10:39 pm
granted then the underpants gnomes steal your underwear

i wish it would stop raining
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on April 18, 2009, 09:41:23 pm
granted but it hails in stead

i wish this damned atroce would die
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: jesie on April 18, 2009, 11:27:23 pm
Granted! but then you Inherit his fleas! I wish flygons peco would strip for me~
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on April 19, 2009, 12:39:25 am
granted, but you find out that its doodle is bigger than flygons.

I wish my  psp would charge itself instantly.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: -Rin- on April 19, 2009, 01:03:39 am
granted! but it then blew up due to overheat

i wish for nagase's real picture (possibly wearing a g string)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on April 19, 2009, 01:15:53 am
granted, but then you realise that thats a man looknig at in a g-string

I wish that i could see the look on Rins face as he realises Nagase is a man.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 19, 2009, 03:23:35 am
Granted but your head blows up from laughing to hard.

I wish I wasn't sick.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 19, 2009, 06:09:10 pm
Granted, but you break a bone.

I wish I didn't feel like I was on fire.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on April 19, 2009, 10:00:58 pm
granted now youre just a pile of ash

i wish i wasnt hacking up stuff
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 20, 2009, 04:47:01 am
granted, its hacking up you!

I wish I could eat that stupid little floaty yellow shiny sun thing above peoples heads in the commercial that's on tv.... I don't remember what its for... but I want to eat it... It looks like it would taste gummy.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on April 20, 2009, 07:46:38 am
granted it tastes gummy.... but then it implodes ur stomach :D

i wish my hair was a little shorter....
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 20, 2009, 08:34:40 am
DDD:


granted, but its so short now that your bald, and your head starts to cave in. And you get a paper cut.

I wish I didn't cut my foot so bad D:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 20, 2009, 01:29:09 pm
Granted, but now you have a lead foot.

I wish I knew everything.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: jesie on April 20, 2009, 06:22:46 pm
Granted but then you know things you never wanted to. like what your mom does on her spare time... *rofl* jk jk

I wish I could eat cheese!

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 20, 2009, 06:59:28 pm
Granted! But you get constipated!

I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: -Rin- on April 20, 2009, 08:36:43 pm
granted! but u wasted it in the end

i wish i can see through objects
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 21, 2009, 01:15:13 pm
Granted! But you see Luneth's small penis!

I wish I could do anything.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 21, 2009, 01:30:27 pm
Granted, but I put you in a box of awesome that has.. anti.. do everything cream rubbed on it >_>

I wish you weren't 5 years old lol
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 21, 2009, 01:32:23 pm
Granted, but I'm 500 years old >:

I wish I was younger than 500.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 21, 2009, 01:39:15 pm
Graned.. your 5 again

I wish I had new lip rings
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 21, 2009, 01:43:02 pm
Granted, but you lose them!

I wish I wasn't 5 anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on April 23, 2009, 06:39:53 am
granted now youre 5 1/2

i wish my dad would hurry up with the bathroom.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 23, 2009, 01:58:33 pm
Granted, but he made it explode.

I wish I wasn't in California.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: -Rin- on April 23, 2009, 05:38:26 pm
granted! u are now in Florida

i wish i can get a pupa card
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 23, 2009, 05:54:21 pm
Granted, but you drop it and a Novice picks it up!

I wish I wasn't in Florida >:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 24, 2009, 10:17:14 am
Granted, your in Montauk.

I wish I had a floppy Disk -> USB converter

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 24, 2009, 01:20:23 pm
Granted, but it breaks.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 24, 2009, 02:38:10 pm
D: YOUR HEARTLESS

Granted but its cause your head fell off. Now you have a neckache.

I wish Linux would install..
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 24, 2009, 03:40:48 pm
WHAT I HAVE A HEART SOMEWHAT

Granted, but it installs wrong.

I wish I didn't have to kill Geos to get to knight.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on April 25, 2009, 11:55:21 pm
granted, you have to kill them as a novice!

i wish i had more time to play...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 26, 2009, 06:43:27 am
Granted, but your computer crashes!

I wish I knew what to do.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on April 27, 2009, 08:07:38 am
granted but now you cant do it~!

i wish i had photoshop on my home computer
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on April 27, 2009, 08:31:40 am
granted but you dont know how to use it

i wish i knew why my mom was making me sniff rosemary leaves to help my cold.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 27, 2009, 10:47:46 am
...............................................UM. Granted....>_> she uh, its really a leaf form of Pizza.

I wish My room was clean.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: -Rin- on April 27, 2009, 11:17:09 pm
granted! But then u got robbed and ur room became a mess again

i wish girls fall for me (literally)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on April 28, 2009, 11:22:43 am
granted... theyre all ugly chicks.... hf :]

i wish i had some ideas for the prom poster im supposed to make for my class via photoshop
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 28, 2009, 01:20:56 pm
Granted, but you forget them!

I wish I could do my schoolwork.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on April 30, 2009, 11:08:02 am
granted, but a dog eats them

i wish i had a hammer
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on April 30, 2009, 12:44:51 pm
Granted, but then I beat you to death with it. <3

I wish I had money
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on April 30, 2009, 01:19:21 pm
Granted, but you spend it all in one place

I wish I wasn't sick.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on May 02, 2009, 10:17:35 pm
granted you're dying

i wish i could sleep forever
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on May 03, 2009, 08:09:00 pm
granted but you miss out on a hot rich boyfriend who wants to bend you over and make your life easy.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 04, 2009, 07:55:45 am
granted, ur asleep now :D

i wish i could find a working proxy on this damn computer >_>
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on May 04, 2009, 08:58:23 am
granted but it doesnt work cuz you touch yourself at night

i wish the laundry was done
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on May 04, 2009, 12:10:20 pm
granted. Its well done, and you can no longer wear it.

I wish I lived next door to a rich man who wanted to marry me.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 04, 2009, 02:58:31 pm
Granted, but he loses his money.

I wish I knew what the hell I had.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 04, 2009, 03:40:04 pm
granted, u have nothing!  >:D

i wish i knew where i should grind now
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 04, 2009, 03:41:45 pm
(That's a good thing)

Granted, but it's populated with kill-stealing bots!

I wish I didn't have to go to school.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 05, 2009, 11:05:14 am
granted u drop out, but then u get eaten by a shark

i wish for an idea for my mother's day e-card
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 05, 2009, 04:11:46 pm
Granted, but you forget it.

I wish I had lots of money.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on May 06, 2009, 07:59:25 am
granted but I steal it all.

I wish I had new lip rings.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 06, 2009, 12:02:35 pm
Granted, but they rust!

I wish I knew what to do.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 06, 2009, 08:00:46 pm
granted, u go kill urself

i wish taco wouldnt kill himself :[
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 07, 2009, 06:10:01 am
Granted, but I become rich and don't share the money with you!

I wish I could stay home longer than going back on Monday.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on May 08, 2009, 01:27:22 pm
(Teflon can't rust dumb nuts)

Granted, but its cause you have the swine flu and you die.

I grant a lot of people their deaths...


I wish my room was clean.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 10, 2009, 02:40:59 pm
Granted, but Iron Man comes and destroys the wall.

(And I don't have the Swine Flu)

I wish I didn't go to the beach for two days.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on May 10, 2009, 09:30:06 pm
That's okay! I'm leaving in a month!

Granted. You have to go for a week!

I wish I had balls.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 11, 2009, 07:47:34 am
granted... bet u saw this coming
BEACH BALLS

i wish for rain~!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on May 12, 2009, 06:53:38 am
granted it floods you in

i wish my prof didnt change the test date
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 12, 2009, 11:26:49 am
granted, you fail the test becuase u were unprepared

i wish i wasnt so tired
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 12, 2009, 01:37:31 pm
Granted, but you fall asleep for 20 years.

I wish.. I don't know.. O_O
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on May 12, 2009, 10:23:26 pm
Granted You don't know. But then you do know.

I wish it was different.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 13, 2009, 03:30:08 am
granted, now you're a man

i wish school would hurry up and finish so i can go on holidays again (even though i just got off holidays)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 13, 2009, 01:23:33 pm
Granted, but the Holiday's last 2 days!

I wish I could drop out of school.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 13, 2009, 09:58:50 pm
granted, but then you have to go back to "school for 5yr olds" (where you belong)

i wish i was 17 already so i can get my license >.>
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 14, 2009, 12:07:55 pm
granted but u fail the test everytime u take it

i wish the dmv would stop dropping my calls
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 14, 2009, 01:26:54 pm
Granted, they impound your car!

I wish these two weeks would go by like 2 minutes.

(And I belong in college >:)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 14, 2009, 06:55:06 pm
granted, but you get motion sickness from everything going by so fast, and you accidentally puked out your intestine

i wish that i could think up a good wish, which no-one can think of anything bad to corrupt it with.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 15, 2009, 12:01:17 pm
Granted, but someone thinks of something bad to corrupt it with.

I wish I had more popcorn.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 15, 2009, 05:03:23 pm
granted, but its all burnt and taste like crap (not literally)

i wish i could see your face as you eat the crap-corn
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 16, 2009, 08:12:25 pm
granted but he force-feeds you his popcorn and then hits u with the bowl

i wish i could watch a fight scene between taco and jimmy
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 16, 2009, 08:32:09 pm
granted! it is a lovely scene, and taco gets his head ripped off, and fragged several times by jimmy. the gore is so voilent that your eyes burn out.

i wish that i didn't have exam this week
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: food on May 17, 2009, 08:05:56 pm
Granted! You have to take 30

I wish my tooth didn't ache.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 18, 2009, 01:39:10 pm
Granted, it falls out!

I wish I didn't have to go to school this week.

(And I would be the one doing the decapitation.)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 18, 2009, 02:33:09 pm
granted! but you have to go to school for the rest of your life after this week, and you decapitate the wrong person

i wish that i could get a new keyboard lol
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 18, 2009, 03:59:59 pm
(Well, that's fucked up)

Granted!  But it's a Russian keyboard!

I wish I knew who I decapitated.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 18, 2009, 07:00:01 pm
Granted, its you!

I wish you would tell me what life is like without a head
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 19, 2009, 10:58:13 am
granted, youll find out pretty soon

i wish u guys would stop cutting off each others heads...
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 19, 2009, 01:20:36 pm
Granted, we cut off eachothers necks!

I wish I had a head again.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 19, 2009, 11:02:32 pm
granted, but they sewed it back onto your ass instead

i wish i could see that hahah
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 20, 2009, 01:53:02 pm
Granted, but it's graphic and you puke all over yourself.

I wish I didn't have to do homework.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 21, 2009, 07:31:19 am
granted, but it gets sewed onto ur ass along with your head

i wish this 4day weekend would last longer than 4 days
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 22, 2009, 10:53:45 am
Granted, but it's filled with mindless naked Black Guys running through your house!

I wish I didn't have to do Finals.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on May 23, 2009, 08:58:09 am
granted you phail

i wish my headache would go away
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 23, 2009, 04:26:53 pm
granted, it gets replaced with a tumor (just a little one)

i wish that school would just let me graduate now
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on May 23, 2009, 07:16:51 pm
granted now you're off to elementary school!

i wish i had something to do on a saturday night
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 23, 2009, 08:48:43 pm
Granted!  You get to jump off of a 200 foot cliff!

I wish my whitesmith was 99.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 23, 2009, 11:40:42 pm
granted but your account gets deleted.

i wish that i had like 10 bajillion terabytes of HDD storage
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on May 24, 2009, 08:10:50 am
granted but your computer crashes

i wish i wasn't covered in dog hair
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 24, 2009, 12:30:09 pm
granted, you get covered in dog shit instead.

i wish i didn't have to go to school today
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 24, 2009, 02:14:38 pm
Granted, your house gets hit by a nuke!

I wish I wasn't bored.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 24, 2009, 10:31:00 pm
I wish I didn't have to go to school today: Granted, your house gets nuked???

granted, you find 999 things to do, and in your attempt to do them all at once you split into 999 pieces.

I wish that time would speed up until this weekend



Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Brittfaceyay on May 25, 2009, 11:03:20 pm
Grated, but your weekend flys by as well...

I wish I wasn't tired all the time
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 26, 2009, 11:17:05 am
granted, now u sleep 24/7

i wish i had an idea for a logo....
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 27, 2009, 11:15:53 am
Granted, it's a big hairy veiny penis.

I wish I could just skip tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 28, 2009, 09:29:57 am
granted, but tomorrow u die, so dont actually wake up the next day

i wish this class would go by faster
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on May 29, 2009, 02:12:34 pm
Granted, but it goes by so fast time slows down when you're dying.

I wish I didn't have to go to my dad's house.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on May 29, 2009, 02:36:39 pm
granted, you have to live their for the rest of your life instead

i wish that i didnt have a runny nose
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Brittfaceyay on May 30, 2009, 09:16:08 am
Granted, but then your nose bleeds

I wish skudzz would come back... oh wait :D!!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on May 30, 2009, 12:26:17 pm
granted, he kills you with awesomeness

i wish i felt better.... :[
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on June 01, 2009, 09:38:29 am
Granted, you get the Black Plague and die.

I wish I didn't have to get my hair cut. >:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on June 02, 2009, 10:58:47 am
granted u get ur head cut off
good news is ur still alive  ;)

i wish i didnt have to do my web design final D:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on June 03, 2009, 12:04:25 am
granted, you have to do your poo design final

i wish school didnt exist

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on June 03, 2009, 06:51:11 am
Granted, but you go to hell.

I wish my fucking internet would stop disconnecting.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on June 04, 2009, 08:48:34 am
granted, u have no internet and kill yourself becuase of it

i wish i was doen with my flash project already >_>
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on June 05, 2009, 08:50:12 am
Granted, but you lose it.

I wish Kasa's gave 20mil exp.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on June 05, 2009, 05:25:59 pm
granted but you need a hundred trillion exp to level up (oh im such a bitch)

i wish i had a job =(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on June 06, 2009, 11:08:19 am
granted, but u hate it cuz its an office job that involves u watching screens with nothing on them!

i wish i could ninja my way to the end of the year
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on June 06, 2009, 01:32:03 pm
Granted, but you become decapitated by another ninja!

I wish I wasn't bored.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on June 07, 2009, 03:01:24 pm
granted ur head explodes from an awesome time and u isntantly forget u had it

i wish i could wait a little longer
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on June 09, 2009, 04:56:24 pm
granted then your head explodes

i wish my aunts dog didn't sit on me
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on June 11, 2009, 06:30:39 am
granted it jumps on you and eats your face

i wish i wasnt so thirsty
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on June 20, 2009, 11:19:03 pm
granted now you're starving

i wish i didnt have to work 10 hour days :(
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on June 21, 2009, 01:34:41 am
granted, you work for 20 hours/day instead :P

i wish that my thumb wasn't bleeding.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on June 21, 2009, 08:16:48 am
granted now the rest of your body is, including your ass

i wish my dad didnt have to work on father's day
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Froggums on June 21, 2009, 08:49:15 am
granted. but you discover it would have been betetr if he had.

 i wish life wasnt so fucking lame. (ha, yeah right. i know)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on June 22, 2009, 01:30:24 pm
Granted, but you're all alone.

I wish my router would actually send a wireless signal.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on June 22, 2009, 06:15:12 pm
granted, it sends one to the US government and they come and assassinate you

i wish i was important enough to be "assassinated" instead of "murdered"
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on June 27, 2009, 06:57:37 pm
Granted, but you're tortured by anal, penal, and oral penetration with your fingers being sawn off with a jagged edged knife one by one then they rip your head off.

I wish .50 Barret Cal Sniper Rifles could be sold at Target for $35.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on July 06, 2009, 12:18:28 am
granted, theyre made of plastic and shatter when you shoot them once

i wish i could level faster :[
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on July 06, 2009, 06:45:26 am
Granted, the server shuts down when you 99.

I wish I could get 1m exp per Stalactic Golem.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on July 15, 2009, 06:01:31 pm
granted, the server shuts down when you 99.

i wish these forums would be bit more active
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on July 16, 2009, 12:50:17 am
Granted, but the server crashes from all the posts.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on July 20, 2009, 09:51:01 pm
granted, but the world explodes....

i wish my break would last a bit longer :[
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on July 22, 2009, 03:48:23 pm
granted, it lasts for 1 second longer

I wish that my mods would arrive
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on July 23, 2009, 01:51:24 pm
granted, but right when they arrive, they leave you

i wish i could fly~~
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Relakuyae on July 23, 2009, 02:41:14 pm
Granted, but you can't stop flying, ever... not even long enough to eat, or sleep, or do anything else.

I wish other people couldn't wish anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: -Rin- on July 24, 2009, 12:41:04 am
granted!! but the world reset and people started to wish again

i wish that i have some more beer
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on July 28, 2009, 07:13:24 pm
granted, it tastes like piss water.... oh wait.... thats all beer...

i wish beer could taste better :
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Raven Pathetique on July 30, 2009, 08:22:46 am
granted it tastes like candy with an after taste of cow piss

i wish i had room in my room to put my new desk
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Luneth on September 05, 2009, 03:30:24 pm
granted, but your desk is rather small... like... miniscule

i wish i wasnt so damn good looking ;D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on October 04, 2009, 09:51:27 pm
Granted, you fall in acid

I wish that my wish was corrupted
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on October 17, 2009, 02:07:45 am
Granted, but I wished it would be uncorrupted, creating a paradox that kills us all.

I wish I actually had that Falcon that followed me around all the time, she's such a darling~
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Artemys on October 17, 2009, 02:28:52 am
granted, but then it poops in your mouth.

I wish everyone forgot how their technology worked.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on October 17, 2009, 02:31:07 am
Granted, but we'd no longer be able to talk to each other.

I wish that to be as sexy as the chick in my avatar.

I expect the results to amuse me.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on October 17, 2009, 08:52:29 am
Granted but now your on a deserted island by yourself with a mirror

I wish ....... got a blank
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on October 17, 2009, 11:38:33 pm
Granted, but since it is a blank you can't shoot out of the gun with a real bullet.

I have no wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Artemys on October 18, 2009, 11:01:15 pm
granted, but now you have a wish

i wish that made sense
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on October 19, 2009, 01:04:56 am
Granted, but it has as much sense as this RPG's enemies. (http://solcon.wikkii.com/sprites/GBC%20Chamber%20of%20Secrets%20-%20Toaster.PNG)

I wish someone would cry me a river.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on October 19, 2009, 08:50:43 am
Granted but they make you build a bridge so they can cross over it.

I wish food loged back on

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on October 19, 2009, 08:17:25 pm
Granted, but he is eaten, thus making us all into voraphillics (Or however you spell it).

I wish you would uncry me a river.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on October 20, 2009, 03:06:48 pm
Granted but insted of the tears going back into myself it goes into your tear glands making them enlarge to the point were they burst your head open.

i wish 2+2 wasnt 4
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Relakuyae on October 20, 2009, 04:24:56 pm
Well it doesn't always have to be 4, does it? Take into account that in something like 2-bit binary, 2 + 2 is:

10 + 10 = 00 (if you understand what 2-bit binary is then you'd get why).

Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on October 20, 2009, 07:57:04 pm
Granted, but there was no wish.

I wish Shining Force would disassemble itself (As in, turn itself into a split disassembly, commented and all).
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on October 22, 2009, 05:36:11 am
granted but now they become Super Shining Force Delta

I wish I had a Gyrados ( even though it might eat me)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on October 22, 2009, 08:02:56 pm
Granted, but it gets Thundershocked.

4x weakness has never been so fun.

I wish the wish below me was half decent.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on October 23, 2009, 08:57:15 pm
Granted but you cant enjoy it

I wish Ygg came back T.T
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Relakuyae on October 23, 2009, 09:07:12 pm
Good luck with that, even though I'm sure Chibi did a full backup, last time I talked to him about it he seemed to have zero interest in RO at all anymore.  The best you may get is someone else convincing him to let them continue the project on their own resources.

Running a server is not cheap in the least.  The bandwidth costs are kind of a lot (primarily for the client download more than anything).  I'd also need to agree that, unless you have a ton of money to blow, or have the extra resources available already, running an RO or any game server is plain stupid.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on October 25, 2009, 02:27:45 am
Granted, but there was no wish.

I wish Relakuyae would make a damn wish. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on October 26, 2009, 09:16:01 am
Granted but he wished that his wish wasnt a wish

I wish more people helped Relakuyae so he didnt have to do all of asgards coding by himself :D
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on October 27, 2009, 02:25:56 am
Granted, but I am of no help whatsoever.

I wish Asgard would code itself.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on October 27, 2009, 07:09:24 pm
granted but but debugging it takes fourtimes the amount of time that it took to code itself

i wish i had a pie
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Yokura on October 27, 2009, 07:52:57 pm
Granted, but it's that one kind of pie you loathe.

I wish I could sleep a little bit more....
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on October 28, 2009, 02:38:36 am
Granted, but you sleep forever, dreamlessly. Dead.

I wish this wish was a corrupted wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on October 28, 2009, 07:50:07 am
granted but I already made that wish


I wish time would stop
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on November 06, 2009, 02:27:40 pm
granted, but you freeze as well (aware of all of your surroudings)

I wish I could pull kim slaves out of the ground.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on November 06, 2009, 07:54:46 pm
Granted, but you turn into a Kim slave yourself.

I wish that... *5 hours later*, and thats how I won World War II!
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on November 07, 2009, 09:34:47 pm
granted but it didnt kill hitler so WW3 begins

i wish that a smurf would make me some tea
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on November 07, 2009, 09:58:33 pm
Granted, but the method of which the tea was made was rather... suspicious.

I wish the wish below me was a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Jimmy37 on November 07, 2009, 11:09:03 pm
granted, but its shit

i wish i dunno, i wish you'd pick a wish for me
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on November 08, 2009, 01:13:51 am
Granted, but I wish you made the above wish for me Jimmy37.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Relakuyae on November 08, 2009, 01:07:46 pm
I wish more people would actually use the forum.  :)
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Yokura on November 08, 2009, 01:20:27 pm
Granted, but it gets filled with spam quickly.

I wish I had more time to do all the things I want to do.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Flygon on November 08, 2009, 02:05:15 pm
Granted, but you are forced to do all the things you want to do, getting bored of them very quickly.

I wish the person below me would chose an incorruptible wish for me.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Relakuyae on November 08, 2009, 04:21:12 pm
I wish people actually understood how corruption of wishes worked...

Explanation: The corruption of a wish is generally the twisting of the wording of the wish itself.  Causing an unexpected event which still confines to the wording of the wish itself, but in an unexpected manner.  Creating extra, non-related events isn't really corrupting the wish itself as opposed to setting in motion a non-related event.  It would be awesome to see people getting a little more creative, by explaining an unintended event that still falls under the wording for the original wish. THAT is true corruption.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: -Rin- on November 08, 2009, 10:15:43 pm
granted, but people got more confused after reading ur explanation

i wish asgro can get up and running asap xD
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Relakuyae on November 08, 2009, 10:19:23 pm
Granted, asgro begins and ends just as quickly, yet Asgard continues to remain in development. xD

I wish I actually had some help getting asgard up and running.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on November 09, 2009, 03:24:20 pm
granted, but it crashes and you can't fix it.

I wish I could get the aRO patcher working.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on November 09, 2009, 06:27:14 pm
granted, but it crashes and you can't fix it.

i wish my what is said next is some sort of quote
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Taco on November 09, 2009, 06:42:25 pm
Quote
i wish my what is said next is some sort of quote

Granted, but it's your same wish.

I wish it was tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Turtle on November 22, 2009, 11:59:35 pm
granted, but you die before your tomorrow comes.

I wish I knew where Akari was D:
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: -Rin- on November 23, 2009, 02:41:36 am
granted but u forgot seconds before u are going to contact her
Title: Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Post by: Xemnas on November 25, 2009, 04:10:33 pm
granted but since there was no wish you win a monoploy game

i wish i knew what i was triping on when i said my last wish( reads it over and it doesnt make sense)