Author Topic: Corrupted Wish Game  (Read 17169 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Corrupted Wish Game
« on: April 11, 2009, 10:39:13 pm »
Another oldie!

The point of this game is to grant the wish of the person above you by completely shattering the joy of it, then making a wish of your own!

Example:

Nagase: I wish I was a real boy!
Food: Granted! But then I stab you and you die (Nagase: /sob). I wish I had cake.
Raven: Granted! But its a lie, and you actually have no cake. I wish I had a giant carrot!
Zelos: Granted! But then you lose it in your shoe and can no longer find it or enjoy it. I wish for long pretty pink hair.


Any way. My example may be bad, but I'm pretty sure you get the point? I hope so... But its 4:30 am, and my brain is running around in a circle chasing its tail...out side.

Any way!

I wish for pants!


« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 07:31:50 am by Relakuyae »

Offline Flygon

  • Sapling
  • ***
  • Posts: 189
  • At the end of the day...
Re: Curopted Wish Game
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 11:30:39 pm »
Granted! But they are on fire, nutering you! I wish I was a Breloom!

(I know it sounds stupid, but it was the first thing to come to mind, seriously. xD)



Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: Curopted Wish Game
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 11:44:17 pm »
Granted, But something goes wrong and you are only a Breloom for 1 second. You then turn into a slice of really old moldy cheese that's managed to grow a  big hairy penis on it.

Offline Flygon

  • Sapling
  • ***
  • Posts: 189
  • At the end of the day...
Re: Curopted Wish Game
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2009, 01:47:28 am »
You didn't make a wish, therefor you are caught in a paradox of sorrow and misery.

I wish for World Peace. Don't you dare rip off that Simpsons horror episode.



Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: Curopted Wish Game
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2009, 03:13:49 am »
Granted. And the world blows up from to much lameness.

I wish I didn't' stay up so late last night.... *zombie*

Raven Pathetique

  • Guest
Re: Curopted Wish Game
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2009, 06:45:20 pm »
granted now you're up all day and your eyes fall out

i wish my foot wasnt itching

Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: Curopted Wish Game
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 02:29:44 am »
Granted, its cause I chopped it off.

I wish I has a cup of tea.

Offline Donka

  • Sapling
  • ***
  • Posts: 136
Re: Curopted Wish Game
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 06:19:53 am »
Granted, but you are the worst tasting cup of tea in existence, and you are drank by flygon.

I wish food had spelled "corrupted" correctly on the subject for this thread

Offline Relakuyae

  • Administrator
  • Tree
  • ******
  • Posts: 500
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2009, 07:33:34 am »
Granted, because I can. But well... there really isn't a twisting of this one.

I wish Donka would learn to read. (food said "has" not "was") ;)

Raven Pathetique

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 08:33:09 am »
Granted, but he still fails at life anyways

I wish I wasn't coughing up a lung.

Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 11:10:07 am »
Granted, you start coughing up fire instead and burn your insides. Mm smells like turkey.

I wish clothing wasn't so expensive.

Luneth

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 11:00:31 am »
granted but u have no money to buy it muhahah

i wish i knew what i should be doing right now

Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 07:20:00 am »
Granted, you should be jumping off a bridge.

I wish I could find my slippers.


Raven Pathetique

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 08:27:34 am »
granted your cat ate them

i wish i could eat a lot of crackers and whistle at the same time

Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2009, 07:36:44 am »
You do, but your head blows up.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

Luneth

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2009, 09:37:24 am »
granted, u now have no hands~!

i wish i had working headphones

Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2009, 10:36:04 am »
Granted but they take over your mind dr. who style...


I wish My nose was not runny(or walky)

Jimmy37

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2009, 03:25:48 pm »
Granted, it jumped off your face. I wish ygg was back =)

Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2009, 03:40:17 pm »
Granted but only you could play. By your self. ALONE.

I wish I had the opening songn to ARo.. its pretty

Jimmy37

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2009, 05:04:31 pm »
Granted, but you only get a 2 second sample version.

I wish I had the motivation to play RO like i used to, back in the ol' days

Offline Nagase

  • Young Tree
  • ****
  • Posts: 440
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2009, 05:59:28 pm »
Granted, and then the server wipes just as you become 1337 again.

I wish for world peace.

<3 Lights!

Jimmy37

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2009, 06:22:22 pm »
You get world peace...All is good for a few seconds until aliens invade and corrupt everything again.

I wish that my work would finish itself.

Jimmy37

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2009, 11:25:14 pm »
Granted! but about 2 hours later, i started it again.

I wish i has 10 trillion dollars

Offline Flygon

  • Sapling
  • ***
  • Posts: 189
  • At the end of the day...
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2009, 12:20:56 am »
But a hitman kills you because the guy that hired the hitman is bored of the same ol' usual news on TV.

I wish a time paradox happened.



Jimmy37

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2009, 01:24:14 am »
Granted, but You don't know how to get back out of it.

I wish that i had my 10 Trillion dollars back, and that there was no such thing as a hitman to take it away from me.

Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2009, 05:18:53 am »
Granted. But I take it away from you. I'm not a hit man... i'm just awesome.


I wish for new lip rings.

Raven Pathetique

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2009, 05:32:19 pm »
granted but your old ones kill you

i wish i wasnt sick anymore

Jimmy37

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2009, 05:39:33 pm »
Granted, but then you break your legs

edit: i forgot a wish lol. I wish i had more easter eggs

Offline Taco

  • Sapling
  • ***
  • Posts: 225
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2009, 06:31:06 pm »
Granted, but they hatch to be George Bush

I wish that I could think of a wish to wish of.

Jimmy37

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2009, 12:42:11 am »
Granted, but its a really shit one.

I wish that the i had more chocolate easter eggs

Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2009, 06:21:56 am »
Granted, but you don't get to eat them cause they are surrounded by an invisible barrier that eats flesh and bone that trys to go through it to get to the chocolate.

I wish My room would clean its self

Raven Pathetique

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2009, 09:10:39 pm »
granted then the underpants gnomes steal your underwear

i wish it would stop raining

Jimmy37

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2009, 09:41:23 pm »
granted but it hails in stead

i wish this damned atroce would die

jesie

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2009, 11:27:23 pm »
Granted! but then you Inherit his fleas! I wish flygons peco would strip for me~

Jimmy37

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2009, 12:39:25 am »
granted, but you find out that its doodle is bigger than flygons.

I wish my  psp would charge itself instantly.

Offline -Rin-

  • Asgard Staff
  • Sapling
  • ***
  • Posts: 230
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2009, 01:03:39 am »
granted! but it then blew up due to overheat

i wish for nagase's real picture (possibly wearing a g string)

Jimmy37

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2009, 01:15:53 am »
granted, but then you realise that thats a man looknig at in a g-string

I wish that i could see the look on Rins face as he realises Nagase is a man.

Offline food

  • Sprout
  • **
  • Posts: 61
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2009, 03:23:35 am »
Granted but your head blows up from laughing to hard.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Offline Taco

  • Sapling
  • ***
  • Posts: 225
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2009, 06:09:10 pm »
Granted, but you break a bone.

I wish I didn't feel like I was on fire.

Raven Pathetique

  • Guest
Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2009, 10:00:58 pm »
granted now youre just a pile of ash

i wish i wasnt hacking up stuff